Fun writing
People have many definitions of “fun,” obviously. Here is the writing I do for zero pay, for my toughest client (aka me). Satirical humor is a new challenge, and the bar for entry is high.
Humor
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The Sun’s Plan For More Hot, Male Energy
Astrological readings and symbology are now limited to fire signs (Aries, Leo, that husky half-horse Sagittarius). Pisces? Weak.
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Pet Names For My Favorite Wrinkles
My deepest décolleté wrinkle is named after Bette Davis’s star turn as a campy, grotesque shut-in. A devastatingly accurate metaphor for my bust-line’s collective future.
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Age-Defying Beauty Tips From Ceridwen the Shape-Shifting Goddess of Wisdom
Eliminate all facial expressions to keep muscles tight. If you must speak poetry, use loose, half-open lips.
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The Invisible String Cheese Theory
Fact: Hidden connections stretch across time and space to link people who enjoy chowing on strands of sweaty mozzarella.
Personal storytelling
I’m still new to the world of Moth StorySlams but it’s been an awesome challenge to tell an engaging true story, with no notes, to 400+ people in certain venues. Check out my favorites, including when I was caught drawing this self portrait at my first job.
Poetry
I earned a Master of Arts in creative writing in 2012, with a concentration on poetry. Here are my favorite published pieces. I don’t write poetry anymore but I still dig it.
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